The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. In prison, he'll be the pie. Thank you again and enjoy the show. Go to hell, Pacey! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Then taste it. [to Banky] Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Earth II Wiki | Fandom Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. [slaps it out his hands] Sissy: It's never "Hey! Holy shit. [in huddle with Damon] Fred: Opening text: Why? 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Its time I get my black ass out of here. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Jay and Silent Bob deleted scene - YouTube Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / YMMV - TV Tropes But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Oh Yeah! This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. The honeymoon's over. Just look at the Platypus. / We smoke the blunts. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Rotten Tomatoes Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? When it comes down to business, this is what I do. All video and DVD versions restore that line. Feature length? [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. What've I been telling you? Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" Ben Affleck: I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Who's watching these babies? [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. At least call me by the right fucking character. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Randal Graves: Whillenholly: No the clit is real. [Looks down] She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Who'd pay to see that? And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Ben Affleck: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. film studio name : Dimension. Brodie: Jay: WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! R. . Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Reg Hartner: 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" Would you stop saying that? Yeah, I'll bet you do. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Jay: Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Boy, Walt. Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? And you've both got your own monkey. Oh, now you're the director. Alyssa Jones: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Dogma (1999) - IMDb The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. [to Silent Bob] Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) mistakes - Moviemistakes.com The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. You can't take it back. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Jay: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Oh my God. Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Jay: Ben Affleck: Jay: Jay: Holden: True story! The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. , none of you little fucks out there. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. . Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Especially you. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. I miss dating a lesbian. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Jay: Hey, watch the language, little boy. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Whillenholly: This isn't fair! Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. Randal Graves: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Sissy: Hmm, I don't know. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. . What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Chaka: You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. So? I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! Stealin' the little monkey. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. You know what? Jay: I don't really wanna die. Jay: And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. View Askewniverse - Wikipedia In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Free shipping for many products! Jay: They've got a monkey in there? Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? . A monkey? Holy shit, dude. Jay: No, you the man, and that's the problem. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. List of films featuring fictional films - Wikipedia Since when did they start charging for the bus? Cock-Knocker: [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Comedy. And you know what they do to you in jail. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. She is TOO fine! Echo Base: By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Jay: Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Jason Biggs: That would never work as a movie. ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Damn yous! Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Post-Credits Scene Reveals Deleted - ScreenRant Ben Affleck: And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Not this little fuck. If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Whillenholly: Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Banky: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Wikizero - List of View Askewniverse characters There are no inadequacies. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Jay: [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Metatron: God? Jay: Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. Jay: [clears throat] Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - All The Tropes Here's your coffee sir. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Then I rub my nose with it. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Jay: edit crew name : nOmArch. Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Go to hell! [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay: Banky: Teen #1: Oh Jesus, again Ben? I'm the pie fucker. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Teen #2: [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] He LOVES the cock. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Justice: Jay: He said he'd fuck a sheep! The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. You don't know "Jungle Love?" You chug that ass cock, baby. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: [after asked to get a new clean latte] The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained - Looper.com [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. [after tossing Brent out of the van] Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! Chaka: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Holden: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz The C.L.I.T is not real. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? I know it's in there! "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Well, FUCK that. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Walt "Fanboy" Grover:
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